Kikiの畫圈圈角落

Dear Viewer,
親愛的觀眾，

If you enjoy movies filled with singing rabbits,
exploding spaceships, or cheerleaders,
you are holding the wrong DVD entirely.

如果您喜歡那種充滿了(歡樂的)唱歌兔子，
(刺激的)爆破太空船，或是(討厭的)啦啦隊員 的電影
您現在正拿著完全錯誤的DVD。

This movie is extremely alarming,
an expression which here means
"a thrilling misadventure involving three ingenious
orphans and a villainous actor named Count Olaf
who wants their enormous fortune."

這是部十分令人不安的電影,
這個形容詞在這裡代表著
"一個令人驚心動魄的不幸事故其中涉及了
三位足智多謀的孤兒以及
一位想要他們的龐大財產名叫Count Olaf的邪惡演員。"

It includes a suspicious fire, delicious pasta,
Jim Carrey, poorly behaved leeches,
an incredibly deadly viper, Meryl Streep,
and the voice of an impostor named Jude Law.

它包含了一場可疑的大火，美味的通心粉
Jim Carrey (Count Olaf的演員)，
行為不好的leeches（某種有牙齒的吸血蟲/食人魚??? XD）
一隻難以置信地致命的蛇 (?)，
Meryl Streep (Aunt Josephine的演員)
以及冒名頂替原作作者聲音的Jude Law。

I am bound to continue my research into
the lives of the Baudelaire orphans,
but you are free to seek lighter fare,
like bleu cheese fondue.

我一定得繼續調查Baudelaire孤兒們的生平
但是您可以自由地選擇更輕鬆的東西,
例如 bleu cheese fondue (如下圖XD/)


With all due respect,