我這學期拿到一堂很奇妙的課
名叫 Introduction to Number Theory
而這堂很奇妙的課是由位更妙的教授上的...
第一堂課
教授的褲管夾到了襪子裡，
同學告訴他後他說：I always got blame for that at home.
然後....he didn't fix it at all....
教授拿了八塊木塊用推骨牌的方式證明理論
他說：This never works, but I would like to try anyway!
然後...嘩啦啦木塊一塊推一塊全倒了
他說：YES!!! IT WORKS!!!
第二堂課
由於這堂課只有禮拜一和禮拜三有，
所以教授告訴了我們明天與昨天的用法。
他說：When I say tomorrow, it means the next time we meet.
So, today is Wednesday, what is the past Monday?
全班：Yesterday.
他說：Good. That's try this!
Next Monday is the Martin Luther King holiday.
So, what is next Wednesday?
全班：Tomorrow?
他說：HA! It's THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW（明天過後）!!
第三堂課
他說：I was lonely in my office, none of you came to visit me...*哀怨狀
第四堂課
教授努力的在講解一個例題，突然有個同學發問
同學甲：I don't quiet understand step #3.
教授：Ohh! It is because we are applying the theorem from last
section to this question, so this part should be following the
rule of that theorem.....（下略）
同學甲：............
Ohh! So it is XXX then OOO and then OOOXXXX...（以下無限）
教授：... I don't quiet understand what you were saying...
But if that makes you happy, then....GOOD.*邊點頭邊疑惑狀
教授努力的在黑板上揮灑著粉筆灰，寫下了一個重要的Theorem
他說：Is this good? Do you like it?
全班：*點頭
他說：NOOOO!! You should not believe whatever I said!!
全班：!!??
他說：I lie and I also make mistakes!!!
You should NOT believe me!!
What should you say?
同學丙：Prove it.
他說：YES!! PROVE IT!
全班：Prove it?
他說：Good.
同學丙：I am GOOD.*自滿ing
幾分鐘後，為了證明一個理論教授開始講起了故事...
教授：I go to XXX place once a week, and...（被打斷）
同學丙：PROVE IT.
教授：....
全班：*爆笑
目前為止才上了四堂課
但這是我有史以來上過最歡樂的數學課了、每堂都爆笑*炸